Periods. Oh how we love to hate them. The bane of our lives for the majority of our lives.
But period positivity is a growing trend, we're all laughing about it, being A ok with it and talking about it and that in my opinion can only be a good thing.
With all hilarity and positivity in mind, I'm writing a guest post for Naomi you need to keep an eye out for and it all coincides nicely with this little gem....
Have a happy month lovies!
1. Oh great, you again.
2. That quote like 'couldn't Mother Nature just text us like hey gurl you ain't pregnant' has never been more appropriate.
3. I mean, like thanks for letting me know life.
4. But really, a text would suffice.
5. I guess it's natural mind.
6. Like imagine how long this has been going on.
7. I am so small in the world.
8. And in time.
9. And history.
10. I swear to god I wouldn't think of any of this any other time of the month.
11. Oh wait is it natural if you're on the pill?
13. Oh shit.
14. So like it's kinda natural but you're not actually releasing anything?
15. So like fake natural?
16. Is that right?
18. KILL ME KILL EVERYTHING.
19. It's just such a faff isn't it?
20. And so expensive.
21. Omg imagine how much I have spent on products in my life?
22. Imagine how much it'll be over the course of my whole life??
23. Should be free.
24. The tampon tax can fuck off.
25. Gonna passive aggressively tweet about it.
26. That'll show them.
27. Maybe there's a petition I can sign?
28. Ok there's loads.
29. Must remember to do that later.
30. IF SOMEONE ELSE MENTIONS MY MOOD I'LL CUT A BITCH.
31. Lol I am moody though.
32. But I'd never tell.
33. So much pain.
34. So. Much. Pain.
35. You'd think after all this time I'd have found a better way to deal with it.
36. Wait when did I start.
37. ELEVEN YEARS???? ELEVEN??? WHAT THE FREAKING HELL.
38. How many years do I have left?
40. WHAT?? DEAR GOD.
41. Being pregnant is probably a welcome break.
42. Probs not.
43. Period sick days should definitely be a thing.
44. Imagine telling a bloke you're phoning in sick cos of a period.
45. The world is so shit.
46. Being a female is so shit.
47. Why do we get all the shit bits?
48. Men have it so easy.
49. I hate boys.
50. I need chocolate.
51. And duvets.
52. And pjs.
53. And a hot water bottle.
54. How do girls find boyfriends who buy them cookies and tea? WHERE DO THEY FIND THEM
55. Praise the lord for period pants.
56. I wonder if everyone has them?
57. Twitter says they do.
58. AGONY. TORTURE. HATE.
59. Meh wasn't so bad. I am a strong woman. Go me.
60. See you next month Flo. Bitch.