One Year Of Driving - 50 Thoughts.

One Year Of Driving - 50 Thoughts.

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So tomorrow I have officially held a driving licence for a year and on December 10th it'll be a year since I bought my first car (see above, she's called Noelle cos festive). 

I learnt to drive when I was 23 and I wrote a post all about why and how I did it a while ago which you can read right over here

In a little celebration of one year since I passed against all expectations I thought I'd do a little list on thoughts I have whilst driving......in the hope I'm not alone. 


Lock the doors, must stay safe at all times.

But what if I crash and I can't get out?

Lol who am I kidding I don't even have central locking I could probs smash through.

Radio one?

Christmas songs?

iPod?

Christmas songs it is. 

I am basically Mariah. 

I wonder if everyone can see me singing?

And dancing. 

And doing power grabs.

They can probably see me, it's not like I have black out windows. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING???

IT'S 40 NOT 20. 

OH AND NOW YOU SPEED THROUGH THE 30 OMFG. 

Maybe I have road rage. 

So sunny. 

I think maybe I look famous with my sunglasses on?

I'm basically blind though. 

BUT SO SUNNY. 

Oh the sun shade, that's a thing. 

It does sweet fuck all. 

Why does it even go to the side? 

FFS HOW DO I RE ATTACH IT. 

Ow. 

Ow. 

Ow.

I wish it'd stop whacking me on the head. 

What if a spider fell out of there?

I think I'd crash. 

I wonder if thinking all these thoughts means I'm not concentrating?

FOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXX.

Nailed it. 

Emergency stops, still got it. 

If I'd been like a second closer I'd definitely have killed it. 

I must remember to tell someone how close I came to killing that fox.

Bloody hell I wish I had electric windows.

That's what I'll get on my next car for sure.

Tune.

Turn this one up.

Volume 30?

40?

I can't hear a thing.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN???

Omfg can nobody drive?

I hope you all get booked for speeding. 

I am such a passive aggressive driver. 

OH NO YOU'RE WELCOME PAL I WAS JUST LETTING YOU THROUGH NO REASON.

Tune. 

This would make a good blog post.....


Happy one years driving to me and little Noelle! 

 

(If you want any advice or opinions on intensive driving courses I'm always a tweet or an email away, I know I struggled to find any kind of reviews or opinions)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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