So tomorrow I have officially held a driving licence for a year and on December 10th it'll be a year since I bought my first car (see above, she's called Noelle cos festive).
I learnt to drive when I was 23 and I wrote a post all about why and how I did it a while ago which you can read right over here.
In a little celebration of one year since I passed against all expectations I thought I'd do a little list on thoughts I have whilst driving......in the hope I'm not alone.
Lock the doors, must stay safe at all times.
But what if I crash and I can't get out?
Lol who am I kidding I don't even have central locking I could probs smash through.
Christmas songs it is.
I am basically Mariah.
I wonder if everyone can see me singing?
And doing power grabs.
They can probably see me, it's not like I have black out windows.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING???
IT'S 40 NOT 20.
OH AND NOW YOU SPEED THROUGH THE 30 OMFG.
Maybe I have road rage.
I think maybe I look famous with my sunglasses on?
I'm basically blind though.
BUT SO SUNNY.
Oh the sun shade, that's a thing.
It does sweet fuck all.
Why does it even go to the side?
FFS HOW DO I RE ATTACH IT.
I wish it'd stop whacking me on the head.
What if a spider fell out of there?
I think I'd crash.
I wonder if thinking all these thoughts means I'm not concentrating?
Emergency stops, still got it.
If I'd been like a second closer I'd definitely have killed it.
I must remember to tell someone how close I came to killing that fox.
Bloody hell I wish I had electric windows.
That's what I'll get on my next car for sure.
Turn this one up.
I can't hear a thing.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN???
Omfg can nobody drive?
I hope you all get booked for speeding.
I am such a passive aggressive driver.
OH NO YOU'RE WELCOME PAL I WAS JUST LETTING YOU THROUGH NO REASON.
This would make a good blog post.....
Happy one years driving to me and little Noelle!
(If you want any advice or opinions on intensive driving courses I'm always a tweet or an email away, I know I struggled to find any kind of reviews or opinions)